I WON!!

The reason I haven't blogged in almost a year was for a bet. Which means $1000 goes to the charity of my choice, so some of you will beneft. 
I don't even mind.
But someone bet me I couldn't shut up for a year, unless someone specifically asked why I wasnt blogging anymore.
Tada!!
The person who bet me owes $1k to Booby research.


So now that I'm unleashed...
MWAHAHAH 
FEAR ME!
Because I'm about to lay some truth on your asses you never even considered.
I.AM. UNLEASHED.