Friday, February 19, 2016

Just say NO to the goat

I have a ton of work to catch up since my phone died and it took 3 days to get a replacement, and everyone knows this, so, of course, everyone was blowing up my phone with sidca (shit I don't care about for noobs), so I turned off the volume & notifications to allow me to work without the distractions.
Who can guess what happened next?

Oh, everyone but me.
Well someone should have told me I would fall straight to sleep for 10 hours. Spent the first 2 hours this morning apologizing/groveling to clients. Now, I have World's Most Interrupted Net because 80 fricking trains are going through since they were backed up for several hours to allow one of the special trains to go through, but shhhh, it's a big secret nobody knows.
Snort
Excuse me, when a normal train goes through you don't stop all rail traffic for hours each way, and every single car and engines aren't painted identically in olive drab.
But, that allowed me time to write then read then rewrite this. Why? Because the stoopy tumor is regrowing so again everything I type looks like World's Weirdest Auto Correct and even I can't translate what I thought I typed from what I actually typed. Or maybe I mean the other way around? Well, you know what I mean. Maybe.
Anyway, back on point, I'm against bestiality. I can't imagine how horrible life must be for an animal to be so driven by hormonal urges that they would sink so low as to have sex with a human.
As for the alleged humans:
• No, it isn't consensual if she or he is of legal age
• She or he isn't asking for it or just being a tease
• I don't care if she "was real purty"

Stop having sex with animals and stupid people.

Sunday, February 7, 2016

Mistakes have been made

The internet has ruined The Beatles for me. I hear, Ticket to Ride, and all I can think of is that kitty on a chicken. While My Catar Gently Sleeps. You get it.
Speaking of things that are bad for the internet, I made a huge mistake yesterday, when I responded to a message on social media, taking me to task for...pretty much everything.

RabidX: you say you hate the man you married and are seeking divorce, to put asunder what THE LORD has joined, but what would you say if he died tomorrow????

Moi: I'm going with, "Whew, glad that's over!"

RabidX: how DARE you go against GOD'S wishes!!!

Moi: Look, I don't presume to speak for your diety or anyone else's, but I'm pretty sure no god worth a prayer wants me or any other woman to be some sociopathic's punching bag. When you've had teeth punched out, black eyes, broken bones, and been in a hospital fighting for your life after open heart surgery to have a meth head bust in and scream at you because he is out of drugs, then talk to me about what anybody else wants from me. Until then, thanks for your opinion.

So now I'm being bombarded in emails by the marriage crowd. I know better than to even answer some people, but we all make mistakes. Like Trump, speaking of delusional sociopaths. We've made a mistake allowing him to go this far, because nobody in any position of power wants to risk pissing off someone with a lot of money. It's bad for business. But what else is bad for business is allowing someone with no sense of compassion or empathy into arguably the 3rd most powerful position on the planet - the 2nd being Pope, and the 1st is clearly the guy who inspects everyone's underwear then puts those little tags in that says, "I played with your panties, #8." That guy creeps me out, but he is everywhere!